kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wonderwoman

The precursor to hentai.

Since wonderwoman was real and not animated, nerds weren't quite so odd before the 90s.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

busy with the frog

One studious of French Language and/or culture.

Busy with the frogs, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.

The soapbox derby is lame.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004