Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

beautify

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

mooning

The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.

starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

world's strongest man

Reknowned strongman competition started in 1977. It involves Several heats who get various points for thier placings in events such as the farmers walk. The weights used in such competitions vary, but 300lb is the lowest generally. Certain stationary endurance events will go over 1000lb.


When first started, the leaderboard was set ablaze by the United States, although this stranglehold (The first three years there were anomalous Europeans getting on the board) was quickly diminished, and Northern Europe has become the dominant power.

The greatest show of force however, is two Icelandians; Magnus Ver Magnusson and Jon Pall Sigmarson, who have each won it four times. There have been a few winners from the UK and central Europe, although Mariusz Pudzianowski (Representing Poland) has blown the competition away since his first entry, along with fellow eastern Europeans

Winners

1977 - Bruce Wilhelm
1978 - Bruce Wilhelm
1979 - Don Reinhoudt
1980 - Bill Kazmaier
1981 - Bill Kazmaier
1982 - Bill Kazmaier
1983 - Geoff Capes
1984 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1985 - Geoff Capes
1986 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1987 - No Competition
1988 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1989 - Jamie Reeves
1990 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1991 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1992 - Ted Van Der Parre
1993 - Gary Taylor
1994 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1995 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1996 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1997 - Jouko Ahola
1998 - Magnus Samuelsson
1999 - Jouko Ahola
2000 - Janni Virtannen
2001 - Svend Karlsen
2002 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
2003 - Mariusz Pudzianowski

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Kristallnacht

German for "Night of Broken Glass"


On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.

Kristallnacht is the first major show of hatred towards followers of Judaism in Hitler's Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

U-571

A bullshit movie of dubious truth. Shows American navymen doing the things that the british did in WWII. The similar events performed by american navymen were towards the end of the war, and immaterial in comparison. But then again, showing americans doing what the british and french did is stereotypical of an american war movie.


Anyone notice how american troops dominate every battle in war movies made in the US? At the rate at which that happens, any war would be over in about two weeks.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004