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Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Get the preaching to the choir mug.(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
Get the cook the books mug.(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the execution style mug.Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Get the medc mug.(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the steal ones' thunder mug.In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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