Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

knocked for six

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

LWT

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Hurricane

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

get in my belly

"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.

fat bastard: get in my belly!

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004