hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/d

Brought down

Balance b/d

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Tyburn Jig

Tyburn was a place in England where execution-by-hanging took place. When hung high (about 30ft), the feet would start kicking resembling a dance (jig).

You shall be doing the tyburn jig.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

age of consent

The age of consent is the age determined by the state at which a person can legally have sexual intercourse. For someone above this age to have sexual relations with someone below is considered statuatory rape. Most countries set their age of consent between 16-18, but some in certain countries it is as low as 12, or as high as 25*

*Homosexuality is usually higher.

The age of consent in the United Kingdom is 16, save for northern Ireland, where it is 17.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

thrashing

A violent-sounding alternative to beat. Gives the same effect, but more so.

I thrashed yo ass!


I thrashed you at the game of tennis.


.....thrash my kids!!!!!


I shall thrash you down with my cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004