Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

marlon brando

Don Corleone!

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004