cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.
Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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headshot

(v.) to fire a projectile and it to hit the opponent in the head, often taking it off completely.


Made popular by the videogame community.
I scored a headshot!



He hit me with a headshot!


She was giving me head to which I replied with a headshot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph
You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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After-effects

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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Guerilla

(n.) Usually local band of militia who use thier knowledge of the terrain to thier advantage by ambushing and never engaging in open warfare. The Guerilla units are much often smaller than the force they take on, and due to thier fear of open warfare, they are often labelled as cowards by real armies. The Guerillas are usually considered to be more of a terrorist organisation than anything else, and are best countered by another guerilla unit attacking "thier" people. This counter-Guerilla unit will effectively flush them out or recede to the point where they are almost non-problematic.


This has best been seen with the IRA. In the 70's and 80's, Loyalists who believed the British government was going to give in to the IRA took up arms against the IRA. For every IRA attack that took place, a Loyalist one followed. This is not to mention that in the 90's, the Loyalists performed a number of assassinations on seemingly "untouchable" IRA suppliers, members and sympathists. Over this period, the UVF actually killed more people than the IRA did, although this is over-looked. When the number of IRA attacks went down, so did that of the Loyalists, until the "peace" agreements a few years ago. Splinter factions of both will continue to attack eachother, but they know that the IRA will never achieve the goal it set out to do.
Guerilla units are best destroyed by either similar units, or wreckless and intrusive army massives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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