Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.

Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.

He boxes southpaw, pah.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Kompressor

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

woman of the town

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004