Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Your perception of 

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

Your perception of by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Prang 

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

Prang by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

channel somebody who gives a damn 

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

channel somebody who gives a damn by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

Better than Xmph by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

Not my cup of tea by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Before Ze Germans Get here 

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

Before Ze Germans Get here by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Kompressor 

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

Kompressor by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004