shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).
Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
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group effort orgasm

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.
There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.
I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.
Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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