Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII

D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.

Fortress Europe by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

bugger me 

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.

Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!

bugger me by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

male bonding 

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

male bonding by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

masturbation policy 

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.

His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!

masturbation policy by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

hirsute by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

red baron 

(n.) A person that delights in seeing mechanical disasters, especially plane crashes. Named after WWI german ace who downed over 80 allied aircraft during the first world war. The origianal dogfight king.

osama is such a red baron

red baron by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Sphinx 

The sphinx is a limestone/rock structure located in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. It consists of a lions' body and the head of King Khafra. Until 1926 only the head could be seen above ground, until a French-led team excavated the area revealing the entire statue. However, since it has been exposed to both the desert air and pollution from poorly drained 300,000 populous tourist city nearby the condition has declined greatly. The head is expected to fall within 200 years, and it is being eaten away at a rate of 1/5th of an inch per year. Since it was built the shpinx has been under constant maintanence, although the decline of the conquerers of Egypt, the Romans left it to gather dust after withdrawl frrom Egypt. Both the romans and the greeks however did make good efforts to rebuild the crumbling outers of the shpinx. This differes from the industrial-hardcore-and-cement methods used in 1981 by a hasty group of investors. The supreme council of antiquities has since commisioned skilled labourers to do the work properly, using the same methods as were origianally used. The 1981 attempt resulted in repair sections simply falling away, and further eroding the inner beast with high salt adhesives. Ideas for saving the battered head include a steel pole being driven through to the neck. There was a beard added in the eighteenth dynasty, although this fell off, and the fragments are scattered among private collections and museums. The largest chunk is approx. 1/13th of the beard located in London.


The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.

Contrary to popular myth, the nose was not knocked off by french in the napoleonic wars, nor by the brits in WWI. Photographs show the nose being missing long before WWI, and accounts of the face being in present state predate the napoleonic wars by half a millenia.

Sphinx by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004