Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.

Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Rei Uni

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.

Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Divine right

Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.

Divine right has not been used by the British monarchy for several hundred years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

trigonometry

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum

Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.

See Drazar

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 18, 2006