borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.
Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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anti-comintern pact

A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.
The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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favours

(n.) favourable acts. Done for the favour of a certain party.

(proper noun) blowjobs.
Psycho bitch owes me a few favours. sucky sucky!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.
I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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lotus

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.
The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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