fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

at any rate

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

more boy, more?

(Idiom) Taken from the Charles dickens novel and made infamous by the musical "Oliver", this phrase is used to hint that someone is being greedy, and is said in an exaggerated, surprised and angry voice, accompanied by a menacing look.

Please sir, can I have some more?


MORE BOY, MORE????




a: Dad, I need some more money.

b: More boy, more?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

swept like wildfire

See wildfire


To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.

The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

coup d'etat

a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them

b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004