Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
eating contest
An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.
I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.
eating contest by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
jet set
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
jet set by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
bond street
The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.
bond street by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
insult-definition
A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.
This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.
insult-definition by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004
common denominator
(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.
Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.
common denominator by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004
buck the trend
buck the trend by Kung-fu Jesus June 27, 2004