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The sphinx is a limestone/rock structure located in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. It consists of a lions' body and the head of King Khafra. Until 1926 only the head could be seen above ground, until a French-led team excavated the area revealing the entire statue. However, since it has been exposed to both the desert air and pollution from poorly drained 300,000 populous tourist city nearby the condition has declined greatly. The head is expected to fall within 200 years, and it is being eaten away at a rate of 1/5th of an inch per year. Since it was built the shpinx has been under constant maintanence, although the decline of the conquerers of Egypt, the Romans left it to gather dust after withdrawl frrom Egypt. Both the romans and the greeks however did make good efforts to rebuild the crumbling outers of the shpinx. This differes from the industrial-hardcore-and-cement methods used in 1981 by a hasty group of investors. The supreme council of antiquities has since commisioned skilled labourers to do the work properly, using the same methods as were origianally used. The 1981 attempt resulted in repair sections simply falling away, and further eroding the inner beast with high salt adhesives. Ideas for saving the battered head include a steel pole being driven through to the neck. There was a beard added in the eighteenth dynasty, although this fell off, and the fragments are scattered among private collections and museums. The largest chunk is approx. 1/13th of the beard located in London.
The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.
The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.
Contrary to popular myth, the nose was not knocked off by french in the napoleonic wars, nor by the brits in WWI. Photographs show the nose being missing long before WWI, and accounts of the face being in present state predate the napoleonic wars by half a millenia.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the Sphinxmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the up di battymug. A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the el cabronmug. See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006
Get the ah fuck offmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the rampant rabbitmug. The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.
Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Is that Thatcher?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the who dares winsmug.