Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Bastille Day 

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.

Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.

Bastille Day by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

kamikaze 

The name of a tempest which wrecked a mongol fleet (led by a descendant of Genghis Khan) that tried to invade Japan. The name lends itself to a sqaud of Japanese WWII pilots who had very little training, so were just told to load up with explosives and crash into vessels. Although a number of European warships were attacked by Kamikaze, the steel decks meant that the attacks were ineffective.

Self-sacrifice was a last ditch attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

kamikaze by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

preaching to the choir by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

preach poison 

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

preach poison by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

peg 

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

peg by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

arse bandit 

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

arse bandit by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

bread and butter 

(n.) One's trade, proffession or other means of earning.

a little bird told me that sucking cock is your bread and butter

bread and butter by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004