Definitions by Kuehlstein

Mooooo 

What you say in a crowded airport ramp

Mooooo people.

Mooooo by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

what else you got 

Christ asks God what else you got.

God reponded to what else you got and said subsitute space.

what else you got by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

we know what you did 

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.

We know what you did mother to be.

we know what you did by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

She finally woke up

Woke up by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

DSB 

Large quanity of semen after lack of booty. Dangerous sperm buildup

I had a big discharge of dsb.

DSB by Kuehlstein April 21, 2018

Votive candle 

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.

That is my votive candle definition and story.

Votive candle by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018

Billard game 

A fun way to play nine ball by writing an * on the scoreboard.

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you rarely make 15% of the time.

** making 9 ball with que ball not by intention.

-** making a higher quality shot you very rarely make 5% of the time.

*** making 9 ball with double kiss by que ball.

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball.

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not by intention.

-**** winning on a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball.

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not by intention.

-***** winning a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

A fun new billard game

Billard game by Kuehlstein February 26, 2018