KuRT's definitions

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

crunk

get down and freaky with yourself with no holding back.

I wanna get Crunk in the club.

by Kurt January 10, 2005

peske

an abnormally small penis

damn jimmy willy, thats the smallest peske in the world, they say everything is bigger in texas, i guess thats why you moved here, you fuck!

by kurt January 15, 2005

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Code: Lyoko

An animated series created in France. Resembles anime in many ways, except the most noticeable thing is that the characters have big heads. While the story of the show was somewhat interesting, the voice acting leaves a lot to be desired.

I can't get passed the horrible acting to see anything good about this show.

by Kurt February 4, 2005

Kano

Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.

Why did she have to be such a Kano

by Kurt February 10, 2005