life

stupid pointless and boring

Life sux, get over it

by Kurt July 19, 2003

Git

Sultana's on sick leave!!

Where is he today?

He is Git.

by Kurt June 25, 2003

krut

Name: Kurt
t3h m4n w/ t3h pl4nz0r l0l st34lz t3h p3ntiumz lol !11!!11!111 ogm wftbbq!

God, Kurt is such a fucking pussy asshole fuckfuck dickfuck!

by Kurt February 12, 2004

nut smell

the smell of nuts

clean your nuts they smell like piss

by kurt June 14, 2003

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005

d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.

"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."

by Kurt December 28, 2005

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005