French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.
o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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lugh

Typo for luagh.
I is teh lugh @ j00!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.
Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 30, 2004
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pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.
Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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internet fad

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.
Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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