headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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kiddie crap

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."
"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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ego

A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.
GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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sheik

a) An arab version of a don.
b) A man who gets all the chicks.
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circumcision

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.
Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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