by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.
(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs
b) n. a female with the same effect.
b) n. a female with the same effect.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.
It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.
Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004