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Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.
He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
Golden bear 386 for Mac
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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king of cuss

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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e-mail bombing

The act of (often using purpose-made devices) filling up an internet e-mail inbox with repetitive posts, lurid witticisms, and grotesque insults.
E-mail bombing is more fun than people make it out to be www.xyerclev.tk!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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