Yla is a shy girl and a confident woman who sits down on your hard cock and does yoga moves. She will teach you "the butter spread", "the moany swan" and "the ecstatic static" among others.
Yla will only teach one person per life.
Yla will only teach one person per life.
by Krkič May 07, 2020
Hey, theres Angus Angric, sweetest man in clonliffe rd!
Ye he is so sweet he won't look into your eyes!
Aw
Ye he is so sweet he won't look into your eyes!
Aw
by Krkič August 05, 2020
from your playlist i could tell that you had spent copious amounts of time in bavarian boazn.
You HAVE to tell me about those times. What it felt like being a foreigner first, things like that, adapting.
You HAVE to tell me about those times. What it felt like being a foreigner first, things like that, adapting.
by Krkič January 17, 2022
captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.
"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."
by Krkič January 03, 2022
"do you think he'll be fine now?"
"yeah he is big enough now and won't be coming back for our food. I'm exhausted"
"yeah he is big enough now and won't be coming back for our food. I'm exhausted"
by Krkič January 11, 2020
by Krkič July 07, 2019
you are content just cradling his restless mind to sleep. it satisfies you equally to feed it your trademark scrambled eggs. a kiss is sometimes two world wars away but you keep hoping that the two of you will recognise the toy money for what it is: a fucking treasure.
by Krkič May 10, 2019