road googler

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"
by Krkič August 26, 2020
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plan b

lets make money together
and share it equally
"i can't seem to work for money. i need to love what i do and then get paid."
"Thats hilariously spoilt"
"Its one of my current realities. I am aware of the diversity of future scenarios that this reality implies. There is no plan b."
by Krkič June 20, 2019
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vacuum

where are we
where are you going
vacuum, they said. vacuum.
by Krkič February 04, 2021
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Roger Nelson

If I was your girlfriend, would you remember

To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?

Hey hey, when I was your man
If I was your best friend, would you let me

Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Oh, only best friends can
If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?

Not that you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
If I was your one and only friend

Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me, yeah

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please
If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me wash your hair?

Could I make you breakfast sometime?

Well then, could we just hang out

I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together?

'Cause to me baby, that would be so fine
Baby, can I dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?
Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered

But I, I said I want to be all of the things you are to me

Surely, surely you can see
Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room

Just because you want to undress?

We don't have to make children to make love
And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
Your body's what I'm all about

Can I see it?

I'll show you

Why not? You can do it because I'm your friend

I'd do it for you

Of course I'd undress in front of you

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make you see that it's cool?

Can't you just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend, you could

Oh yeah, I think so
Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get you off?

Tell me what will

If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me?
Would you let me see you naked then?

Would you let me give you a bath?

Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh
And would you, would you let me kiss you there

You know, down there where it counts

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long

And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try to imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try

Roger Nelson
by Krkič April 06, 2019
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Maliqa

When Maliqa fancies you she will let you know. It will run through her blood, it will salt her tears and sweeten her smile. She tends to sugarcoat her words because to her love and desire are forms of art. She indulges in diving in naked and doing strange moves. Like booking a flight to your mums house to hear her talk about you or trying to make your eyes kiss. Yuck.
Maliqa will be that girl to kiss you near a waste incinerator because she finds it "ironic" but she will always be sincere about her feelings. She loves to touch and be touched.

Maliqa lets you know. Maliqa is patient. Maliqa does not like to waste beautiful love. She keeps producing and it just goes up like that you know. Maliqa finds that kind of sad.
Maliqa: "You're a summerly, long-stemmed juniper bush. Be my alien ginger and i'll be your alien cinnamon"
Boy: " " runs away
Maliqa: "Why runneth you, sweet thing? Did i not sacrifice enough blood?"
Boy runs even faster
Maliqa: "T'is my fate to be his"
by Krkič August 20, 2019
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Much

Muri kissed Mitch. Mitch ran away. Because he liked it. Muri thought Mitch did not like her. Mitch never told Muri that he liked her. Muri dreamed of Mitch liking her. Mitch inspired Muri to write a lot of words. Mitch liked kissing girls. Muri did not hide. Mitch hid. Then Muri hid. Muri was not happy with Mitch. Muri was not happy without Mitch. Muri could not tell real from unreal. Muri was forced into another world. Mitch left. Mitch did not talk to Muri. Muri talked to herself because she was alone. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri did not want to feel pain.
Muri and Mitch equals Much
by Krkič May 23, 2019
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Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.
Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."
by Krkič April 21, 2019
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