Definitions by Kombat
Michigan Wolverines
Michigan Wolverines by Kombat August 15, 2007
enola gay
When you take a crap by hovering over the toilet seat because it is filthy. While hovering, you drop your mother lode then get out of there because the turd has had extra air-time to stink up the stall.
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jurassic pork
A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.
jurassic pork by kombat July 31, 2005
Shredder Wood
When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.
It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?
Shredder Wood by kombat July 20, 2005
creamy karl
Programming term. It's when you take a perfectly good piece of code, change it because you think it's fubar, find out that it's broken now, and blame the person that wrote the original code.
Karl: Look at this code. It's a nelson steamer. Let me change Johnny's screw up.
the next day...
Karl: I found a pretty serious bug today. This is going to take some serious debugging.
later...
Karl: Oh wait. Damn. That's not a nelson steamer. It's a hot karl. The code must've been that way for a reason. Oops.
the next day...
Karl: I found a pretty serious bug today. This is going to take some serious debugging.
later...
Karl: Oh wait. Damn. That's not a nelson steamer. It's a hot karl. The code must've been that way for a reason. Oops.
creamy karl by kombat April 15, 2005