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Definitions by KnightofNerdom

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.
The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".
Sit by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019
Everett: *steps on the only working radio, breaking it*

Larry: Well?

Bill: *gives up* Shot. Leave it to Everett to break the one working radio we got!
Shot by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

Wawa run 

When a group of friends decided to make a trip to the gas station Wawa. Famous for its hoagie subs and coffee drinks.
Casey: Damn, I'm hungry. What're we gonna eat?

Eddy: How about a Wawa run? It's Hoagiefest and all drinks are a dollar

Casey: Quit reading my mind.
Wawa run by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019
When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.
John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?

Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.
Cubing by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

Pics or it didn't happen 

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.
Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake

why is the rum always gone 

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

Secret Weapon 

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
Secret Weapon by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019