No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
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Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
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pussy drinker

Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.
Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?

Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.

Hunter: I'll have a Corona.

Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.

Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
by KnightofNerdom August 31, 2019
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Number three

When you have to piss and shit at the same time
Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021
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NIT

Acronym for "Not in Tournament". Made famous when predicting the outcome of March Madness.
Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.

Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.

Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.

*friends laugh*

Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
by KnightofNerdom March 15, 2019
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Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.
Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!
by KnightofNerdom December 24, 2018
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Cubing

When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.
John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?

Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.
by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019
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