KlausBorski's definitions

ChQist

ChQist or Chekist or Che Kist is the worker of the Ch.K. (Extraordinary especial Commitee), what is the preKGB government service in the beggining of the USSR. Then the word began common for all who works in the secret servises of the Government, and even at post-USSR countries (FSB specialists in Russia and ect.)

-RUN FAST! ChQists are coming for us soon!
-How do you know?
-I have friend there!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

damn! runnin's cool!

if there is some anti-sport discussion appears in sport chat, this phase used to gently stop this route of a conversation

...some sport chat...
user1: when we would meet for an orgy?
user2: damn! runnin's cool!

by KlausBorski June 10, 2025

full sex ass

in pronuncation seems like "full success" , but means the same via the size of the ass

- Gina became lead manager of the project
- Wow! I am suprised, she have no any degree at all!
- But she is full SEX ASS!
Gina's entering ans ask:
- What about my ass talking?
- NO,Gina, I've meant "full success"
- Ahh,))))sorryy))))

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel

Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"

- Why do u behave so? What's wrong with you? People r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

Oparish

The larva of fly. In Russia and postUSSR world fly's larvas used for fishing as alternative of worms. And "oparishes" can be bought in any special fishing or men's shops.

Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"

-Let's go fishing!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!

-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

shmon

the worst smell that arrounding

- what's the phucking shmon here???
- sorry, Garry, my socks are not washed for some years))))

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

toobick

diminutive of Tuberculosis. Use when need to dramatize someone's cough, compare it with tuberculosis.

Khe...khee...
- I've got the sickness...
-GO PHUCKIN HOME QUCKLY! don't spread your toobick on us!!

by KlausBorski October 22, 2020