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Definitions by KlausBorski

Threepercented 

Or just 3%ed - the nickname of Alexander Lukashenko, when in the network in different quizes , amateur online exit polls (coz Government banned fully making exit polls,fearing real result of Alex's popularity in society of Belarus) people found regularity in the number of collected percentages of supporting voters - 3 %.

Alex Lukashenko on contarary says that in real the supproting him citizens of Belarus near 80%, which was revealed on 2020 Belarusian Election in 9th of August.
- Why the roads are banned?

-See, a cortege of cars is going
-Who are going?
-Threepercented!
-OMG, once more time. Why he cant just sit in the President Palace?!
Threepercented by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Krokodil 

So called Desomorphine or cheap heroine.

Illicitly produced krokodil is typically far from pure and often contains large amounts of toxic substances and contaminants as a result of being "cooked" and used without any significant effort to remove the byproducts and leftovers from synthesis. Injecting any such mixture can cause serious damage to the skin, blood vessels, bone and muscles, sometimes requiring limb amputation in long-term users.
Who use krokodil is 99% deadman.
- Ben, what have u seen intresting in russian prison?
-some drug dillers of local heroine
- wow, rich people if use such rich narcotic
-no,they use the chipest one - krokodil!
Krokodil by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Bannya, Vodka & Tractor 

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old
Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!
Straight meaning of Doloto is chiesel.
But often using of "Doloto" is to reveal the result of hard phuking of asshole, when the butt is almost torn up.
- Alice , take coffee and sit down pls!

- No, last nigth with Stewie was hot and sitting is hurt for me!
-HAve you practiced anal sex?
- Of Course! his big dick made my ass like a Doloto!
Doloto by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Vodkaless Beer is waste of money

in Russian tradition drinking beer without the Vodka (to drink Vodkaless Beer) have no sence, better not to drink than to drink just beer, because beer is light alcohol drink, but russian men's tradition is to drink hard, to show the friends the power of the body possibilities
- What will we drink on your party? what have u bought ?
- Many many beers!

- Have u bought Vodka?
-No, i have responsible next day after party! i dont wanna be dead on next day morn!
- You wanna say that the party will have only beers,. without vodka?
- Yeap...
- I say u, how taught me the GrandDad: Vodkaless Beer is waste of money!
-Okay...Sure...lets go buy some Vodkas...
The word of approval. The first meaning is "beautiful person", that means the beaty of the beahvior and ect. When somebody say that did or made something, the approve of this actions in meaning "yes, u made it right!" u may say this phrase.also is used with adjective 'absolutely', e.g. absolutely krasawa!

The full meaning is "clever boy"
- i think that Vodkaless Beer is waste of money

- Krasawa!
Krasawa by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

Zombo yashik 

Zombo means here connection with zombies and dumbing, hypnotised. Yashik is conversational word for "TV setbox" ,just "box". In Russia, people call the TV Box as "Zomboyashik" when want to say that if you watch tv much time, you became stupid person, because the shows are very dumb there and like only for fools.

Parents like to say to their kids to power off the TV Set with such name of the TV Box.
- Hey, son, enough to watch TV!! Go read books, be clever boy! Turn off this Zombo yashik!
Zombo yashik by KlausBorski October 20, 2020