Kitty's definitions

medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

by Kitty January 28, 2005

Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

by Kitty January 26, 2005

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.

Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!

by Kitty January 17, 2005

Duo

Hottest guy ever, no questions asked. AGREE OR DIE!!!!!
(From the kick-ass anime Gundam Wing that Cartoon Network massacred with its editing.)

Ohmigod! Duo is such a bishonen! I love him!

by Kitty January 9, 2005

tossbag

fucker, fuckwit, twat

Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!

by Kitty January 2, 2005

Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

by Kitty November 26, 2004