Kitty's definitions

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005

tossbag

fucker, fuckwit, twat

Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!

by Kitty January 2, 2005

Bapminas

A very large pair of Baps (boobs)

Jordan has Bapminas

by Kitty November 20, 2003

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Meow

1. A sound that a cat or kitten makes when asking for food, when wanting to be let inside or when being random.

2. Adjective. Used to show your appricication of an attractive person.

3. The Meow Scale. A scale from 1 to 10 used to meaure the rate of anything you want. For example: on a meow of 1 to 10, I think this calculus paper has a meow of 4.6

Meow! looking hot tonight!!

This apple crumble deserves a meow of 9!
Tonight Im feeling pretty frisky, with a meowness of 8 : P

by Kitty November 26, 2004

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

snugglefuck

The act of snuggling while at the same time dry humping.

She is snugglefucking him.

by kitty January 7, 2004