Kitty's definitions

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

pittsburgh

Get over It Yinza's Pittsburgh is a giant asshole inhabited by small peices of shit. It stinks, It's dirty, everything tastes like metal, the girls are ugly and the guys are douche bags. Living in pittsburgh will make your life suck. The bars are shitholes. The natives are disgusting alcoholics. The sports fans are crazed maniacs. Downtown P-burgh smells like a sweaty farmers ass. Pittsburgh blows don't go there you'll regret it. The end.

matt says'i got accepted to Pitt should I go?
Ryan replies" you should never got to a college that's name rhymes with shit"

by kitty April 18, 2005

inslut

1. The word insult misspelled.

"You're so stupid!"
"Omg, I take that as an inslut!"
"Oops, I meant insult!"

by Kitty April 16, 2005

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

AppleXcore

To be so hardXcore, AweXome, or sXe that you're appleXcore.

"I'm appleXcore, so blow me."

by Kitty April 1, 2005