Kitty's definitions

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

fletchering

the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind

The other night when i jizzed in Justins butt, I fletchered that right back out of their

by kitty April 24, 2005

emokid

a whiny brooding person that listens to shitty music and spends all their time whining about life.

"Sarah, don't be such a fucking emo kid"

by Kitty July 30, 2004

begbie

any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.

"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"

by kitty August 8, 2004

installment

part of a series (of payments, books, articles etc.)

"When's the next installment of Harry Potter due to come out?"

by Kitty August 10, 2004

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by Kitty September 12, 2004

pillowfarmer

One who farms pillows, if filled with cotton, then the farmer would be negro.

"That chocolate is such a pillowfarmer!"

by Kitty September 12, 2004