Kitty's definitions

Kittyism

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant

She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..

by Kitty November 26, 2004

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

by Kitty January 28, 2005

Coo de la

I don't know how to spell this or exactly what it mean. Help!

I really like you. You are "coo de la"

by Kitty February 10, 2004

obsitwangular

the precise feeling of being dipped in boiling hot marmite

argh!!! someone's dipped me in boiling hot marmite...i feel most obsitwangular

by Kitty September 22, 2004

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005