Hairy Areola

a small hairy circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple.

The other night Beyonce and I where getting dirty, I went to suck some nip. To my surprise she had some wookie looking hairy areolas.

by KingFett September 19, 2014

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OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 21, 2014

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Kneegger

A man or woman of chocolate color that is all knees and legs. Can be found on most basketball courts, acting in what is called "SWAG, and/or YOLO".

Use caution when traveling or exploring near them. Bikes, TVs, KFC, shoes, money, and other valuables may be used to bribe for safe passage.

Todd and I where walking thru the park when some kneeggers approached us. Their leader traded us passage for some chicken.

by KingFett September 19, 2014

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coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 21, 2014

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fartligious

When you suddenly become religious from having a tummy ache. You prey to your god of choice to not fart, in fear it will have a following.

Wet farts are not a joking matter.

That Taco Bell made me fartligious all night, each fart had a surprise.

by KingFett September 27, 2014

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