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King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.
1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.
mugGet the ghettomug.

Thousand-Eyes Idol

The single most useless card in Yu-Gi-Oh. It seems as if its entire purpose for existing is just to fuse with Relinquished.
Thousand-Eyes Idol? Relinquished is enough on its own...
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
mugGet the Thousand-Eyes Idolmug.

yugi

A cute little d00d that plays card games. He also has a darker side, the soul of an ancient pharoah inside the Sennen Puzzle who would probably force half the people who posted in this word into one of his infamous Punishment Games.
Yugi: I'm not a cardfucker...;-;
Yami: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY AIBOU?! DUEL WITH ME NOW!
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
mugGet the yugimug.

poopy

A filler comic when the guy who draws GU Comics can't put in a real one. Usually has a stick figure saying Poopy.
"I'm too busy playing Splinter Cell to make a real comic. Better put up a Poopy."
mugGet the poopymug.

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.
I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.
mugGet the UTFMmug.

twink

In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.
Hey, someone is hunting fire beetles in full rubicite armor. He must be a twink.
mugGet the twinkmug.

girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.
Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.
mugGet the girlfriend aggromug.

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