King's definitions

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003

da hui

the hawain surfer locals

Don't fuck with DA HUI!

by King December 26, 2003

dark horse

Not the main favored candidate. Someone somewhat unkown who exceeds expectations of all others in an event. This saying is said to go back to the Victorian politician Benjamin Disraeli who, apart from finding time to regularly become Prime Minister, also found time to write a novel called "The Young Duke". In the book there is a description of a horse race in which the two favourites cannot make the running. In the meanwhile "a dark horse...rushed past the grandstand in a sweeping triumph".

Georgia Tech was a dark horse in the 2004 NCA basketball tournament.

by King May 6, 2005

ning

a mix of to words nipple and ring
"ning"

give us a look at your ning

by king February 18, 2003

opal

a guy who gets a tail put on his ankle for his girlfriend usually boyfriend or imaginary freind

jim got a opal for sarah's birthday now she can fuk his foot

by king April 25, 2003