Definitions by Kim

scaliwag 

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who is a professional bowler with a bad combover.

Two scaliwags were arrested in the trailor park last night for stealing a 10-speed.

scaliwag by Kim June 30, 2004

Ballbag 

Usually used when someone is very stupid or dumb, but the normal term...male testicles!

Don't be such a ballbag all your life!

Ballbag by Kim April 14, 2004

Mastricate 

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

Mastricate by Kim April 8, 2004

taks 

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'

*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"

taks by Kim March 28, 2004

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

father by kim March 14, 2004

mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

mother by kim March 4, 2004

frenching 

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.

I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.

frenching by KIM March 2, 2004