Occifer

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.
Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.
by KillerMongaloid August 30, 2010
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whalechair

a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.
"Did you see that big fat woman in the whalechair with the bucket of fried chicken?"
by KillerMongaloid November 01, 2009
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spankees

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.
"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"
by KillerMongaloid November 01, 2009
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gorgasm

to become sexually excited and masturbate while looking at or watching death scenes or mock snuff scenes on film.
He often found himself stroking himself to a state of gorgasm while looking at naked dead girls at ogrish.com.
by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009
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Titsie

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.
Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.
by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017
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mom fart

When your mother cuts a loud fart.
Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.
by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011
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mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.
Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.
by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011
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