KikO's definitions

act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

by Kiko December 16, 2003

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 1, 2004

Yo-boy

A caucasian male who embraces the urban language/lifestyle; A Wigger

I'm going to unleash a cluster bomb in the mall, hopefully killing every yo-boy hanging outside of Lidz.

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Orange Tree

1. The tree in which oranges originate.

2. An astonishing, admirable individual.

The orange trees are producing well this year.

Person 1: Kiko is an orange tree.
Person 3: ???

by Kiko December 18, 2003

Kata

A very tall and lanky girl who is exceedingly strong, has platinum hair and dark tan skin, and is therefore quite frightening.

Kata's a she-beast!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

saddlesore

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)

Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.

by Kiko April 25, 2004