condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 08, 2004

ya'ar

Yes; affirmative.

Choo: So, that means they did?
Kiko: Ya'ar!

by Kiko February 03, 2004

Kid Howren

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Tomás Estrada

Tico of the year award-winner: 2002, 2003.

...and your winner, for a second year in a row: Tomás Estrada!

by Kiko February 01, 2004

kiriu

Keen Individuals for a Revolution in Intranational Unions/Understanding/Undertakings

The Kiriu Corps. RULES!

by Kiko June 20, 2004

Goin' Kirk

Slang for a male not wearing a shirt, especially in public.

Does that guy goin' Kirk over there think he's sexy? That's disgusting.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

badussi

booty dick and pussi... its a bad smell for gurls to have or any one.

dat bitch smell like badussi

dat bitches coochie smelled like badussi she needs to douche

by kiko March 28, 2005