KikO's definitions

Nihoeigo

Mispronounced or misused Japanese, as used by the Wapanese; Japanglish

Kore wa...Nihoeigo?

Ainiku, hai!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

wrown

Incorrect; wrong.

Kiko: Welp, I'm the King!
Dardenius: WROOOOWN!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Yo-girl

A caucasian female who embraces the urban language/lifestyle.

Stupid yo-girl wouldn't go out with me because I don't have a lame souped-up CRX, and can't hang with her loser car-club pals.

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Kikotfantan

1. The man of the hour, the deathly power!
2. Former King of the United States of America.
3. THE champ.
4. A secretive jerk whose asshole rating is high amongst stupid and unoriginal persons, and low amongst bright and signature individuals.
5. From the Athanatian language: Child Shadow. (Kiko + fantan)

"That Kikotfantan guy is such a jerkoff!"
"You're just saying that because he moded you, HARD!"
"Shut up."
"Well, it's true..."

by Kiko February 1, 2004

Koto

1. A Japanese musical instrument with silk strings.
2. Hoyo?

Koto: What you talking.
*radio static*
Kiko: Thiis is my worst definition, to date!
*radio static*
Koto: Ipié!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004