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Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."
Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!
by Kiko December 16, 2003
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Dark Power

The fuel of the Dark Forces, which causes ruin, injury, and pain.
The dark power is overcoming me!
by Kiko December 18, 2003
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Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.
Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*
by Kiko February 3, 2004
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wrown

Kiko: Welp, I'm the King!
Dardenius: WROOOOWN!
by Kiko February 3, 2004
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Glib

1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.
He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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saddlesore

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)
Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.
by Kiko April 25, 2004
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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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