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ultimate frisbee

There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.

Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.

Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.

You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.

There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)

Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no

Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
mugGet the ultimate frisbeemug.

pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions
"ach man, I'm well pished"
by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006
mugGet the pishedmug.

Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
mugGet the Christiano Ronaldomug.

See You En Tee

The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.
Golfer: See you On Tee
Me: No See You En Tee, cunt
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
mugGet the See You En Teemug.

newcastle

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
mugGet the newcastlemug.

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge
1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
mugGet the minge monstermug.

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
mugGet the getting on my titsmug.

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