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newcastle

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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Reign of fire

Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.

I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons

2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people

3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
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Celtic

Made the Uefa cup final in 2003 and somehow managed to take 50,000,000 fans along. Awarded the fair play award for no arrests and also won the nobel prize for turning 30,000 people into 50,000,000 using a device now known as the Seville Calculator.

I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006
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emu

A large flightless bird

For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans
It's EMU not emoo, you guys need to learn to speak
by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006
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rainbow drops

small drops of ricey sugary goodness
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
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See You En Tee

The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.
Golfer: See you On Tee
Me: No See You En Tee, cunt
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
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2 fast 2 furious

The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire

Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid
by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
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