Definitions by Kieren and Grae
Archbishop of Banterbury
Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
Archbishop of Banterbury by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008
Samuel L. Jackson
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
Samuel L. Jackson by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006
emu
A large flightless bird
For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans
For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans
emu by Kieren and Grae July 8, 2006
Christiano Ronaldo
A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
Christiano Ronaldo by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
See You En Tee
The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.
See You En Tee by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
getting on my tits
To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation
Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
getting on my tits by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
newcastle
The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
Good times
Good times
newcastle by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006