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Definitions by Kid with assburgars

Suck Truck 

1: Vacuum tanker truck
2: Vacuum excavation truck
We got some tree roots here, call the suck truck.
Septic is almost full call a suck truck
Suck Truck by Kid with assburgars August 18, 2024

Poo O Clock 

The time of day that heard animals all defecate at once.
It seems to be Poo O Clock in the afternoon.

Swede Machine 

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.
I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

German lottery machine 

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

Smart Ass 

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.
"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"
Smart Ass by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023

Pink Soap 

Bulk liquid soap that comes in 5 or 20 Liter drums.
Pink soap is a bulk soap usually found in cleaning supply stores.
Pink Soap by Kid with assburgars December 1, 2022

Steel toe sandals 

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.
"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."