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Definitions by Keyshaw

raincoater 

(n) One with rather extreme sexual tastes. The origin is from dirty old
men who wear large trenchcoats with nothing underneath to adult theatres.
The idea is that they can discreetly play with themselves during the movie.
(adj) Something suitable for raincoaters.
1. Raincoaters will love this new Gonzo movie.
2. This Gonzo movie is certainly raincoater material.
raincoater by keyshaw May 11, 2004

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.
The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.
disinformation by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

jizz-inducing 

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.
'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'
jizz-inducing by keyshaw May 5, 2004
(n) A game played during recess invented by children in a Markham, Ontario Canada elementary school in the late 1980's.
An old soda pop can is kicked amongst the participants. If it goes between your legs, the other children are free to kick and beat on you until you run to a designated "safe" spot.
Here's and old can! Let's play some salade!
salade by keyshaw May 4, 2004
(adj.) Any film, television show, or song involving Nick Leshay and his wife, Harvard Scholar Jessica Simpson.
See bennifer.
'Yo, did you see the new Nessica TV show?'
'Hell no!'
nessica by keyshaw May 4, 2004

eye candy 

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").
She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.
eye candy by keyshaw May 4, 2004

dick with no balls 

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.
'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'