KevinHughes21's definitions

dildorphan

an abandoned dildo or once pleasurable object that was replaced by a superior dildo or object.

I was looking for my old prom shoes deep in the attic when i opened a shoebox containing a dildorphan; my first and oh so magical.

by KevinHughes21 January 15, 2009

Brown Fairy

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Poop Duped

When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.

I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

Dicktator

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.

Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

Hackronym

An acronym used in the technology sector; usually humorous in nature, that hackers and computer savvy people generally use first, which eventually trickles down to the rest of us.

Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months (CD-ROM) is a pretty funny Hackronym!

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016