Kevin 's definitions

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin July 20, 2008

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

honeymoon

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.

Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com

by Kevin May 26, 2005

lickalotapus

An animal rarely witnessed in nature who survives on one's vagina.

The lickalotapus had a pungent smell of fish.

by Kevin February 14, 2003

fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.

OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!

by kevin April 21, 2005

mardraploop

a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush

lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding

by kevin October 15, 2004