dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

by Kevin December 15, 2003

kremit

stoned versiom of kermit.(from insane clown posse's infamous song.)

Hey kremit... hahaha did you just call me kremit, yeaaaaaaaaah, were stoned!

by Kevin December 20, 2003

Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair

i have weebles

by kevin October 01, 2003

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 16, 2004

teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

by Kevin December 02, 2004

laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 03, 2003