flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

bejigawizzle

what the hell; god damnit; fuckin shit; of course i get pooped on; why now?

We just got an order for 20 sandwiches, and they want it in 30 minutes.....ahh bejigawizzle!

by Kevin December 05, 2004

Chewin

To recieve oral sex from a male or female.

I'm looking for da chewin.
You know that girl chewin.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

by kevin August 08, 2004

teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

by Kevin April 17, 2005