Rock Lee

The most skillful character in the anime Naruto, most always overlooked by his lack of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Lee more than makes up for this downside with his extreme Taijutsu and speed.

Man, people just don't appreciate that Rock Lee! He pzzownz Gaara.

by Kenny August 05, 2004

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny March 09, 2005

Fahja

Father... Michael Myers in Austin Powers.. Goldmember

Take a look at his fahja

by Kenny January 01, 2005

napoleon dynamite

One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....

Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)

by Kenny January 01, 2005

ned

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Aka. Wee fanny, cunthole, kev, scally, etc.

Dinnae ca' us neds ya fuckin' plamph!

by Kenny September 07, 2004

gornage

Sweat on da ballz that dries and turns into a yellow crust.

Yo man...i got some heavy gornage from this weather.

by Kenny September 11, 2004