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helter skelter

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."
by keith May 13, 2005
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Gave

1) Past tense of give

2) Past tense of committing a violent act on a person of weaker stature, or on a nation with a much weaker military, see also conservative

3) Past tense of releasing oneself from virginity, through the act of coitus, when followed with the words "it up"
1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"
by Keith February 9, 2004
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el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.
I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.
by Keith August 23, 2004
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Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.
I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.
by Keith April 21, 2003
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nail

by keith August 9, 2003
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dinghy broad

"Greer you're such a fuckin dinghy broad!"
by keith February 10, 2005
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BFE

Abbreviation for Bum Fuck, Egypt. Out in the fucking middle of nowhere.
by Keith March 16, 2003
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