trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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CTJM

Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.
"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Fart Game

The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.
"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."
by keifermail September 12, 2009
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Sober

The unpleasant state between drinks.
by keifermail September 06, 2009
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two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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God's Cruel Joke

"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."
by keifermail August 08, 2009
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