75 definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.

Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Poqui-poqui

An Ilocano dish of eggplants.
Other language speakers find this funny, with a dirty grin or :3 respond. Cause the name is also Filipino for vagina.

Nico: Ang sarap ng Poqui-poqui.
Michael: :3}

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

PCsero

Term for person/s who loiter internet cafes, looking at another person's computer use, to the point of annoyance.

Andaming PCsero sa puwesto ko. Pwede bang mag-disperse muna kayo?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Dipshit

The nickname Woods given to Mike Harper.

Woods: Mi Hermana, that's Spanish for sister, Dipshit.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Turon

A flat-chested woman wearing a bath towel.

Randy: Tignan mo GF ko, ang ganda niya di ba?
Larry: Sus ko po, Turon!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.

Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.

by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019