Kate's definitions

heyzeus

the way spanish people say jesus

heyzeus christ thats a hot tamale

by kate February 10, 2004

DJ Sammy

bloke - creator of dodgy dance tunes,responsible for reincarnation of old crappy dance tunes, his beats are played in Turkish clubs and are loved by Birmingham lasses.Hangs with a blonde man-like girl who sings most of the songs - so what actually does DJ Sammy do?

lass: "Mega, they're playin' DJ Sammy down the greasy Hag tonight. Lets go get wasted!"

"After the boys of summer have gone."

by Kate August 9, 2003

tartarus

Some guy who thinks so highly of himself, that he added his name to UrbanDictionary.
Someone else expressing such narcisism.

You're almost as conceeded as tartarus

by Kate July 13, 2004

torf

someone who is skilled/good in bed

I slept with jimmy last night, he is one hot torf!

by Kate December 5, 2004

mard-arse

A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.

"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)

by Kate November 30, 2003

subtitties

The titties below the titties.

"What are those titties below your titties?"
"Oh, those are my subtitties."

by Kate December 27, 2008

Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004