Karl Steiger's definitions

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

BUM JOB

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include rimjob or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob and then she gave me a bum job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

tangoed

Popularised in the mid-1990s by television commercials for soft drink Tango, a British equivilent of Fanta. The original commercials featured an obese man painted orange who would tap Tango drinkers on the shoulders as they sipped the beverage. As they turned around in surprise he would slap them in the face simultaneously with both hands then disappear. The narrator woudl then proclaimed "you know when you've been tangoed!". The commercial was such a success that they continued with a host of other characters, including a Napoleon-like figure with a wobbly orange hand who would wobble it in people's faces before the catch phrase. These commercials helped make Tango Europe's number one orange soda during the 1990s. The term 'tangoed' is now used to mean shocked or insulted.

"You know when you've been Tangoed!"

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.

Lovely jubbly!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

manky

Slang originating in London England but now widespread. Means something that is nasty or rank. Can also mean an unpleasant feeling.

"God I feel so manky this morning."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004