Definitions by Karl Steiger

kojak 

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

kojak by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

manky 

Slang originating in London England but now widespread. Means something that is nasty or rank. Can also mean an unpleasant feeling.

"God I feel so manky this morning."

manky by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

STRETCH ARMSTRONG 

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

STRETCH ARMSTRONG by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

khyber 

Cockney rhyming slang for arse or ass. From Khyber Pass.

He took is up the Khyber Pass!

khyber by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bomb iraq 

To take a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to bomb iraq!

bomb iraq by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

sand hole

An impression made in sand by the surprise erection of a male sunbather.

The beach was crowded with topless beauties and I left a sand hole.

sand hole by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shake the bishop’s hand 

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

shake the bishop’s hand by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004