Definitions by Karl Steiger

kojak 

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

kojak by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

STRETCH ARMSTRONG 

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

STRETCH ARMSTRONG by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

khyber 

Cockney rhyming slang for arse or ass. From Khyber Pass.

He took is up the Khyber Pass!

khyber by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

lovely jubbly 

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.

Lovely jubbly!

lovely jubbly by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bomb iraq 

To take a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to bomb iraq!

bomb iraq by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

sand hole

An impression made in sand by the surprise erection of a male sunbather.

The beach was crowded with topless beauties and I left a sand hole.

sand hole by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shirt potatoes 

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

shirt potatoes by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004