Definitions by Karl Steiger

duff 

Generic term for beer. Originates from The Simpsons cartoon series, where Duff is the brand of beer characters drink.

"Pass me that duff". "You bring the weed and I'll bring the duff!"

duff by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

kojak 

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

kojak by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

STRETCH ARMSTRONG 

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

STRETCH ARMSTRONG by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

khyber 

Cockney rhyming slang for arse or ass. From Khyber Pass.

He took is up the Khyber Pass!

khyber by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bomb iraq 

To take a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to bomb iraq!

bomb iraq by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

sand hole

An impression made in sand by the surprise erection of a male sunbather.

The beach was crowded with topless beauties and I left a sand hole.

sand hole by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

tangoed 

Popularised in the mid-1990s by television commercials for soft drink Tango, a British equivilent of Fanta. The original commercials featured an obese man painted orange who would tap Tango drinkers on the shoulders as they sipped the beverage. As they turned around in surprise he would slap them in the face simultaneously with both hands then disappear. The narrator woudl then proclaimed "you know when you've been tangoed!". The commercial was such a success that they continued with a host of other characters, including a Napoleon-like figure with a wobbly orange hand who would wobble it in people's faces before the catch phrase. These commercials helped make Tango Europe's number one orange soda during the 1990s. The term 'tangoed' is now used to mean shocked or insulted.

"You know when you've been Tangoed!"

tangoed by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004