Karl Steiger's definitions

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

manky

Slang originating in London England but now widespread. Means something that is nasty or rank. Can also mean an unpleasant feeling.

"God I feel so manky this morning."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

hookey

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.

"These goods are hookey."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.

Lovely jubbly!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

BUM JOB

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include rimjob or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob and then she gave me a bum job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004