frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Dogerty

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur fullback Matt Doherty, used to highlight his horrid footballing ability by comparing it to a dog performing the same role.

Fuck Dogerty, the dumb bitch.

by Kaneisabottler June 08, 2021

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021

Deletubby

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder, Dele Alli. It is used to compare his footballing ability to that of a teletubby due to his poor performances.

Get this Deletubby out of my club, he's so shit that it's embarrassing.

by Kaneisabottler June 07, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 06, 2022