Kaneisabottler's definitions

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

Basmati Rice

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

Regulardon

An alternative name for Sergio Reguilón. This highlights his footballing ability in comparison to the average London citizen.

Regulardon scored an own goal against Aston Villa.

by Kaneisabottler May 20, 2021

Lewandisney

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Ball Hogba

Refers to French midfielders which thinks they are better than they are in reality, and so attempts skills and tricks which he can't get away with rather than passing. While they are bad, it can usually be said that they are still better than any midfielder in Tottenham Hotspur's history.

When is this Ball Hogba going to go back to Juventus so he can become a better player again?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 15, 2021

Southgate

Another name for an asshole, as it is the passageway for a person at their 'bottom' (which is similar to the South). It could also refer to England's national football team manager Gareth Southgate, or most commonly both at the same time.

Fuck Southgate.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021