Definitions by Kaneisabottler

Uber Eats League 

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

Uber Eats League by Kaneisabottler February 6, 2022

Basmati Rice 

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

Basmati Rice by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

fuck 

very bad word dont say it or you will get in trouble

im about to say fuck. fuck. no i got intro trouble now

fuck by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Varane 

Michael Hunter Hutter's (aka Ethan Carter III) long lost brother. He plays professional football but can hardly be considered as professional himself based on how bad he is at defending.

Maybe Varane would have a more successful career doing wrestling rather than football.

Varane by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Fatcho 

An overrated English winger that plays for the football club Penchester United. What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in his weight.

Why would Penchester United waste so much money on Fatcho?

Fatcho by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Lewandisney 

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

Lewandisney by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Benched 

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

Benched by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021